We’re knights of the Round Table
We dance whene’er we’re able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.

(Source: branaghing)

woodelvish:

I’m sorry I had to

My name is General Zod.
I have journeyed across an ocean of stars to reach you. Your world has sheltered one of my citizens. He will look like you, but he is not one of you.
To those of you who know his location, the fate of your planet rests in your hands.
To Kal-El, I say this: surrender within 24 hours or watch this world suffer the consequences.

(Source: captainwhizbang, via darkrobins)

scratch-the-maven:

“There are quests worth undertaking.”

Avengers #12

(via kimmsauce)